Pretty sure I found my fucking soulmate not a drill
When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron
This vet is in Melbourne, Florida. If I loved within 1,000 miles of this place, they would be taking care of my dog.
"The only balls your dog needs are the ones he fetches."