A Pyramid of Corgis
I'm Maria, I like cats, men, and music.

Pretty sure I found my fucking soulmate not a drill


When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron



This vet is in Melbourne, Florida. If I loved within 1,000 miles of this place, they would be taking care of my dog.

"The only balls your dog needs are the ones he fetches."